Manti Te’o ought to date Clint Eastwood’s empty chair

Manti Te’o ought to date Clint Eastwood’s empty chair. It just makes sense.

Manti Te'o with Clint Eastwood's Empty Chair


Here’s Deadspin breaking the story.

Background here.

For a quick summary, watch here.

Don’t miss Seth Meyers’ line here: “These Te’o jokes are all very funny but let’s all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.”

Even more here, with timeline and quotes from Te’o.

One Response

  1. Te’o is a devout Mormon ? Well . . . maybe his deceased girlfriend (who never existed) is/was, too. And maybe when she died she took her entire nonexistent life and death — along with all of her genealogical records, for which Mormons are famous, after all … except that HER records never, ummmm … “existed” — to the Mormon planet Kolob, which also doesn’t exist and never did.

    Frankly, people who are slamming Te’o for all of “this” are just narrow-minded, “Existence Supremacists” and are engaging in anti-Mormon (and thus anti-Christian) bigotry. . . . Sad, really.

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